Tom: G G We had a little quarrel, she and I C She told me just to curl up and die D I crept out to drown my sorrows At a joint called no tomorrows C D Where the old man came and looked me in the eye G Old Blevins [Verse 2] G G C G I could see he had some wisdom to impart C Some story that was etched and burned and stamped Upon his heart D Then his eyes began to glisten 'Cause he could see that I would listen C D We sat there at that bar 'til nearly three G And this is what Old Blevins said to me [Chorus] C G He said "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah C A D In Tijuana blah blah blah back in 1963 C G Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah D You should have been there blah blah blah" C G Is what Old Blevins said to me [Verse 3] G I sat there and I listened to his words C As they flapped around my head like little birds D Had he gone plumb 'round the bend Or could I just not comprehend C D His lips were writing lines I could not read G When suddenly, it all came clear to me [Chorus] C G As he said "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah C A D Them crazy hippies blah blah blah blah no effect on me C G Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah D The great depression blah blah blah" C G And he would not leave me be [Solo] [Bridge] A Old Blevins was still talking when I seized my chance to flee C D Back home she's never known I'm not the fool I used to be C G But I know that a man and woman's lives were somehow changed C A D By a loathesome toothless geezer, incoherent and deranged C G And my memories of that evening fuel an inner-mounting fear C A D That I might become old Blevins anywhere that they sell beer [Chorus] C G And I'll say "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah C A I don't remember blah blah blah blah blah blah D Mistakes were made C G Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah D How 'bout them Cowboys? Blah blah blah" C G Like Old Blevins used to say D G Old Blevins