Tom: D
D G D
Darlin', you know you know me much better than I know myself
E A
And this sittin' at home and watchin' TV is ruinin' my mental health
Bm G D
So I guess I'll go down to ol' Herschel or Harlem's or Sweeny's or some such place
E A7
How come you've got that strange look on your face?
Honey don't you know that
G A D
I'll just have one beer, then I'll be right home
Bm A
Well I guess I might have said that once before
G A D
But this time don't you know I really mean it
E A
And you know I don't get drunk anymore
Bm G D
But some of them guys be singin' them songs, doin' a little pickin' too
Bm A7
And you know how they love to twist my arm
G A D
But I just can't help it if I have to jump up and show 'em how to "Yodel-ay-eee-hoo!"
E A7
And I don't see how one beer's gonna do me any harm
Let's see now...
(solo)
D G D
Well I'm sittin' here thinkin "Do I know another song?" Gotta keep this party alive
E A
And I know how you hate it when you're sleepin' alone, but I'm just too drunk to drive
Bm G D
But along about two, if I should find I'm gonna be a little late gettin' home
E A7
Don't you know that I'll call you on the phone
And wake you up singing...
D E A
"I'll be home for breakfast
Bm E7 A
You can count on me"
G A D
But I'll just have one beer then I'll be right home
Bm A
Well I told you that a bunch before, I guess
G A D
But this time don't you know I really mean it
E A
And you know I don't get drunk anymore
E A D
And you know I don't get drunk any less
A7 D
Yodel-ay-eee-hee!
