Tom: G
G Em
On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down
C D
I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown
G Em
I could burn rubber in all four gears
C D
But I haven't done that in a million years
[Chorus]
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
[Verse 1]
G C
She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive
D G
And the radio's tuned to Magic 95
G C
She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas
Am D
And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics class
G C
She's got her headlights on both night and day
D G
She's the most practical value in the USA
G C
She's got cruise control, ABS and EFI
D C F G
I keep her Michelins at 32 PB
[Chorus]
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museum
[Verse 2]
G C
On icy mornings when I'm feeling my age
D G
I'm protected and warm in my steel cage
G C
Her climate control really pumps out the heat
Am D
And her dual air bags just can't be beat
G C
She's rated real high by Consumer Reports
D G
And her two front seats have got lumbar support
G C
I've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insurance
D C F D
And she's loaded with electronic theft deterrents
[Refrain]
D D
Step away from the car, step away from the car
D7 D7
Step away from the car, step away from the car
[Guitar solo]
G C D G G C D G
[Verse 3]
G C
We're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pass us by
D G
Bobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cry
G C
If I have to pull over someone's gonna pay
D C F G
And it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away
(Fun, fun, fun, fun)
[Chorus]
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatrician
[Verse 4]
G C
Now the wife and I hardly ever date
D G
'Cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8
G C
We hurry through dinner and go out and park
Am D
With the fold-down seats we can nap till dark
G C
I dream of Barracudas and souped-up 'Vettes
D G
Crazy games of chicken and drag race bets
G C
Then she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sad
D C F G
Our van's the classic Woody you never had"
[Bridge]
G C
Now if I ever get tired of my minivan
D G
A red sports car will make me young again
[Chorus]
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
D C D G
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
[Outro]
D G
Go little Minnie Van Gogh
D G
Little Minnie Van Gogh
D G
Little Minnie Van Gogh
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