Tom: G
G C
Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
D G
but not the kind that gives you medicine
G* G* C* C*
I've traveled throughout time and space just to please the human race
D G
so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.
G C
Now this thing you see here it is my Tardis
D G
and with it we shall get this party started
G* G* C* C*
Time and Relative Dimension In Space, it's quite an invention
D D D
some call it the Doctor's wife, excuse me while I slip inside!
[Chorus]
G C D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
D* D* G
once you've felt it inside you will see
[Verse 2]
G C D G
An evil nemesis we call the Master, baits me into all kinds of disaster
G* G* C* C*
on Gallifrey or so I'm told he gazed into a gaping hole
D G
and ever since he's been an awful bastard
G C
And then of course we've got the cybermen
D G
I hope I never see those things again
G* G* C* C*
who knows what they're packing there in their silver underwear
D D D
when they arrive you should vacate, your ass they wish to 'simulate'
[Chorus]
G C D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
D* D* G
once you've felt it inside you will see
[Verse 3]
G C
And pray you don't see any weeping angels
D G
cause though it seems like they are made of stone
G* G* C* C*
they're quantum locked and in a wink if you should turn your head or blink
D G
they'll get to you and chill you to the bone...er
G C
Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks
D G
they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic
G* G* C* C*
it's DESTROY and EXTERE NATE, I think I know why they're irate
D
if they make it to the second floor, I'll show them what that plunger's for!
[Chorus]
G C D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
D* D* G
once you've felt it inside you will see
[Bridge]
C* G*
They're asking, "Doctor Who?"
C* G*
What they should ask is "HOW?"
C* G*
I am so very well endowed
D
I must admit it's rather long
D
if you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!
N.C.
You bloody pervs, I meant this song!
[Instrumental]
G C D G C D G
[Verse 4]
G C
So if you think you'd like a sonic screw
D G
driver like I'm holding in my hand
G* G* C* C*
you will have to let me in, don't worry child it's not a sin
D D
hold on to my temporal drive, I'll take you for an epic ride!
[Outro]
G C D
You know it's bigger on the inside, it's bigger on the inside
G
and once you've felt it inside I'm sure that you'll agree
C
it's bigger on the inside but don't take it from me
N.C.
ask Amy Pond! hahaha
D* D* G*
once you've felt it inside you will see...
