Tom: A D A [Chorus] D A Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof A D Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof D E No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus D A D A There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof. [Verse 1] D D A There was a little fellow who just wouldn’t believe A A D There really was a Santa Claus even on Christmas eve D D A And when one Christmas eve he heard a clatter overhead A A D He opened up his window wide and this what he said: [Chorus] D A Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof A D Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof D E No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus D A D A There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof. [Verse 2] D D A Though Santa Claus had brought him a big bag full of toys A D Enough of Christmas presents for a dozen little boys D D A Some choo choo trains and cowboys and a whole Apache tribe A A D The boy looked up and said, Oh no! I ain’t taking no bribes [Chorus] D A Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof A D Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof D E No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus D A D A There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof. [Verse 3] D D A Well next year Santa came around, and brought a favorite toy A A D To everybody but a certain unbelieving boy D D A The moral of this story, is very sad but true A A D If you don’t believe in Santa Claus, he won’t believe in you [Chorus 2] D A Don’t care who you are young fellow, keep those reindeer on the roof A D Don’t care who you are young fellow, keep those reindeer on the roof D E Oh you fool no-one because, there is a Santa Claus D A D There is a Santa Claus and I got proof. [Outro] A Yes, there is a Santa Claus A D And I got proof.