Each week I put my clothes on the same way Each week I put my hair up the same way Each night I laugh and cry the same way Each night I sleep the same way The only thing that's different Is I'm going to the theatre Tonight No fun in sitting alone reading a book No fun in watching some broads in a show No fun in sitting doing some work No fun in watching them fight Going to the theatre On a Saturday night I'm gonna have some fun Tonight Going to the theatre On a Saturday night And I'm gonna chase some chicks around the isles I'm going to the theatre On a Saturday night And I'm gonna catch me some great disease I'm going to the theatre On a Saturday night And I'm gonna become a great disgrace Hey, who's that in the booth watching over us Hey, is that Henry's mom coming to get him Look at him hide Look over there it's Billy and Sally Their faces are all wet Who knows where they've been? Who knows where they've been? I hope tonight never ends I hope tomorrow never comes I hope tonight never ends So long as I've got my black cape on tonight