Tom: G G E7 I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster A D G Don't you crow in my backyard. G E7 Well here's one chicken you're not pickin' A D The day you try, you'll find it's hard. G G7 Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms C So find some other chicken, A I don't want your worm. G E7 I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster A D7 G Don't you crow in my backyard. [Chorus] G E7 Scrotum, Scrotum, A D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. G E7 Scrotum, Scrotum, A D7 It's the thing I keep my testes in. G G7 Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair C A7 and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there. G E7 Oh, scrotum, scrotum, A7 D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. [Verse 2] G E7 Nuts, hot nuts, A7 D7 G get 'em from the peanut man. G E7 Nuts, hot nuts, A7 D7 Better get 'em while you can. G Well they say your nuts are small Tom, G7 they're really, really small. C A It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all. G E7 Nuts, oh, hot nuts, A7 D7 G get 'em from the peanut man. [Verse 3] G E7 If it don't fit, don't force it, A7 D7 G 'Cause you'll make your momma mad. G E7 Well, if it don't fit, don't force it, A A7 D7 You'll only get in bad. G It may not stretch, G7 It may not tear at all, C A7 but you'll never back that big mule up in my stall. G E7 If it don't fit, don't force it, A7 D7 G 'Cause you'll make your momma mad. [Verse 4] G E7 Well, I got a pussy cat, yes I do A D7 G Man, it sure is fine. G E7 Pussy, pussy, pussy-cat I love you A A7 D7 You're my favorite feline. G G7 Well, bathing my pussy is so much fun C A7 'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue. G E7 Pussy gonna jump around the room A7 D7 G And always L-L-L-L-L-L-Luh. [Verse 5] G E7 If you let me play with your yo-yo, A A7 D7 G I'll let you play with mine. G E7 Yes, if you let me play with your yo-yo, A A7 D We'll have a real good time. G You see, you've got the weenie G7 And I've got the bun, C Let's put 'em together, A7 Gonna have some fun. G E7 Oh if you let me play with your yo-yo, A D7 G I'll let you play with mine. [Chorus] G E7 Scrotum, scrotum, A7 D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. (EVERYBODY!) G E7 Scrotum, Scrotum, A7 D7 It's the thing I keep my testes in. G G7 Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair C A7 and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there. G E7 Oh, scrotum, scrotum, A7 D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (We really mean it) A7 D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (Go tell your mommy) A7 D7 G It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin!