Tom: G
G E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
A D G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
G E7
Well here's one chicken you're not pickin'
A D
The day you try, you'll find it's hard.
G G7
Well you and I ain't ever gonna come to terms
C
So find some other chicken,
A
I don't want your worm.
G E7
I ain't your hen, mister fly rooster
A D7 G
Don't you crow in my backyard.
[Chorus]
G E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
G E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
G G7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
C A7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
G E7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin.
[Verse 2]
G E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7 D7 G
get 'em from the peanut man.
G E7
Nuts, hot nuts,
A7 D7
Better get 'em while you can.
G
Well they say your nuts are small Tom,
G7
they're really, really small.
C A
It's better to have small nuts than no nuts at all.
G E7
Nuts, oh, hot nuts,
A7 D7 G
get 'em from the peanut man.
[Verse 3]
G E7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
A7 D7 G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
G E7
Well, if it don't fit, don't force it,
A A7 D7
You'll only get in bad.
G
It may not stretch,
G7
It may not tear at all,
C A7
but you'll never back that big mule up in my stall.
G E7
If it don't fit, don't force it,
A7 D7 G
'Cause you'll make your momma mad.
[Verse 4]
G E7
Well, I got a pussy cat, yes I do
A D7 G
Man, it sure is fine.
G E7
Pussy, pussy, pussy-cat I love you
A A7 D7
You're my favorite feline.
G G7
Well, bathing my pussy is so much fun
C A7
'Cause all I gotta do is use my tongue.
G E7
Pussy gonna jump around the room
A7 D7 G
And always L-L-L-L-L-L-Luh.
[Verse 5]
G E7
If you let me play with your yo-yo,
A A7 D7 G
I'll let you play with mine.
G E7
Yes, if you let me play with your yo-yo,
A A7 D
We'll have a real good time.
G
You see, you've got the weenie
G7
And I've got the bun,
C
Let's put 'em together,
A7
Gonna have some fun.
G E7
Oh if you let me play with your yo-yo,
A D7 G
I'll let you play with mine.
[Chorus]
G E7
Scrotum, scrotum,
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin. (EVERYBODY!)
G E7
Scrotum, Scrotum,
A7 D7
It's the thing I keep my testes in.
G G7
Well it's wrinkly and it's crinkly and it's covered with hair
C A7
and I don't know what I'd do if it was not there.
G E7
Oh, scrotum, scrotum,
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (We really mean it)
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin (Go tell your mommy)
A7 D7 G
It's my wrinkly, crinkly bag of skin!
