Well i turned on my T.V. set
To see if it was as cheesy as i forget
Maybe country videos my soul to save
But them new wave nashvilles on the juke
Turned my gut fixin' to puke
I bet hank williams is spinnin' is his grave
This western glamour's full of philistines
Chunin' out false prophets
Slave to the machine
But i'm heading for the lowlands
You won't miss me when i'm gomw
'Cause i'm startin' to the hate country
But i still love cowboy songs.
Well, Marty robbins heard the master's call
With spade cooley behind the wall
I could listen to swing and boogie
All dawn week
But cowboy songs take the back seat
When they play tha t"achy breaky" geek
Makes me proud as hell that i'm a freak
