Well i turned on my T.V. set To see if it was as cheesy as i forget Maybe country videos my soul to save But them new wave nashvilles on the juke Turned my gut fixin' to puke I bet hank williams is spinnin' is his grave This western glamour's full of philistines Chunin' out false prophets Slave to the machine But i'm heading for the lowlands You won't miss me when i'm gomw 'Cause i'm startin' to the hate country But i still love cowboy songs. Well, Marty robbins heard the master's call With spade cooley behind the wall I could listen to swing and boogie All dawn week But cowboy songs take the back seat When they play tha t"achy breaky" geek Makes me proud as hell that i'm a freak