Hey!!! well talk to me whisper in my ear Be quiet don't let anyone else hear Talk to me whisper in my ear Be quiet don't let anyone else hear Don't you think they want me for it Can't you see they arrested me for it I just hope they don't need me for it Birds and bees will soon be falling now We found out we found out we found out Wrong direction silly alien Made a promise to a young man Wrong direction silly alien Made a promise to a young man Don't you think they want me for it Can't you see they arrested me for it I just hope they don't need me for it Birds and bees will soon be falling now We found out we found out we found out We all love we are not proud of That we all wish we had a silly hat We all love we are not proud of That we all wish we had a silly hat Don't you think they want me for it Can't you see they arrested me for it I just hope they don't need me for it Birds and bees will soon be falling now Jonny and clyde will dance with me for it Sarah and eileen would kiss me for it Sue and joanne will kill me for it Richard and larry will pay a lot for it Malcolm and alan might have drugged me for it Mummy and daddy will love me for it