(chorus 1) Oh, i don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me, She's too fat for me. I don't want her, you can have her, Please do that for me. She's too fat, she's too fat, She's too fat for me. I get dizzy, i get numbo When i'm dancing With my jum-jum-jumbo. (chorus 2) I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me. She's too fat for me, She's too fat for me. I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me, She's too fat, She's too fat, She's too fat for me. oh, (repeat chorus 1, then) She's a twosome, she's a foursome If she'd lose some, I would like her more some. (repeat chorus 1)