Tom: D D G D If you haven't heard of me, I wouldn't be surprised... D A I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die D G D My mother is a saint, and my brother is a god D A D But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob D G D Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob D A A nobody relative of the son of god D G D If only I'd been born, just a little sooner D A D I'd be more than the brother of god junior. D G D I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee D A But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free D G D I finally get to work bout a quarter after 9 D A D And already he's turnin water into wine D G D Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob D A A nobody relative of the son of god D G D If only I'd been born, just a little sooner D A D I'd be more than the brother of god junior. D G D One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar D A there were a thousand people right outside the door D G D (Help us jesus, help us) came the cheering from the mob D G D But then they got a look at me, ah nuts, its only Bob! D G D Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob D A A nobody relative of the son of god D G D If only I'd been born, just a little sooner D A D I'd be more than the brother of god junior. D G D He died up on the cross, I thought that I was free D A Finally people would get to know me, for me D G D This was my big chance to finally get ahead D A D The next thing you know he's rising from the dead. D G D Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob D A A nobody relative of the son of god D G D If only I'd been born, just a little sooner D A D I'd be more than the brother of god junior. Everybody! D G D Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob D A A nobody relative of the son of god D G D If only I'd been born, just a little sooner D A D I'd be more than the brother of god junior. D D Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bob.