Darwin defended creation
Einstein travelled in time
Columbus discovered india
And shakespeare couldn’t rhyme
O.j. pleaded guilty
Manson made parole
Reagan won five oscars
And meryl none at all
Elvis was a vegan
Dylan never got stoned
Alice was known as vincent
And bowie was just jones
Michael looked like michael
Keith drank only juice
Madonna was a virgin
And jimi played the flute
Bond’s drink was stirred not shaken
Darth vader had no son
Dorothy was still in kansas
And clint didn’t own a gun
Rocky had no sequels
Arnold never came back
Et dialed the wrong number
And dolly had no rack.
Darwin defendeu a Criação
Einstein viajou no tempo
Colombo descobriu a Índia
E shakespeare não sabia rimar
O.J. declarado culpado
Manson libertava com a palavra ***
Reagan ganhou 5 oscars
E Meryl nenhum
Elvis era vegan
Dylan nunca "foi apedrejado"
Alice era conhecida como Vincent
E Bowie era só Jones
Michael parecia com Michael
Keith bebia apenas suco
Madonna era uma virgem
E Jimi tocava a flauta
Drink do Bond estava mexido, não agitado
Darth Vader não tinha filho
Doroth estava ainda em Kansas
E Clint não tinha uma arma
Rocky não teve sequência
Arnold nunca voltou
Et digitou o número errado
E Dolly não tinha Peitões
