I cleaned the apartment before he came I vacuumed up every dust particle I cleaned the bathtub for his arrival I even did the laundry on a sunday I took the m60 to laguardia I got lost after i got off the bus I wasn't surprised (i have a poor sense of Direction; i could get lost in my sleep) God, i hope i'm at the right terminal God, i hope i smell ok And i don't mind waiting at the airport If i have someone nice to wait for I wrote his name on a big piece of cardboard As a joke to hold it up when he came I couldn't go past the x-ray machines I had to wait inside a barrier God, i hope i'm in the right building God, i hope my skin is not oily And i don't mind waiting at the airport If i have someone nice to wait for I kept my eyes fixed on the people coming out They all looked tired (i was glad i was not them) I wondered if he'd cut his hair like he said He would, but i bet that he chickened out God, i hope i didn't get here too late God, i hope my breath is not nasty And i don't mind waiting at the airport If i have someone nice to wait for By the way, he finally did arrive I gave him a hug and ten thousand kisses And like i thought he hadn't cut his hair But i was glad to have him home with me