Tom: Cm Cm The painted faces congregate Bb Cm In the mating season Cm To second homes Cm They go alone Bb Cm In no rush to leave 'em [Chorus] Fm And there's a fountain G And a scimitar Cm Fm Shaped yellow light G That picks you up Cm And cuts you down to size [Instrumental] Cm Cm Cm Cm [Verse] Cm The people there Cm And the furniture Bb Cm Start to seem important Cm And a whole lot more Cm You catch the floor Bb Cm With a vivid and absorbant [Chorus] Fm Sharpened arc G Like the scimitar Cm Fm Shaped yellow light G That picks you up Cm And cuts you down to size [Middle 8] Fm I had questions for the tap dancer Fm Sat on my lap Cm Fm And she had child proof caps on her answers Fm Stolen blower blow me a stone Cm Fm And show me that handsome enhancer Fm She had a rock on her throttle Fm And a brown glass bottle full of Cm Shavings from the sun Fm Although those shoes affect your step G Don't forget, whose legs you're on Cm [Chorus] Fm And there's a fountain G And a scimitar Cm Fm Shaped yellow light G That picks you up Cm And cuts you down to size