Tom: Gm Cm D So when you gaze at planet earth from outer space Gm Cm Does it wipe that stupid look off of your face? D I saw this aura over the battleground states Gm I lost some money, lost the keys Eb F But I'm still handcuffed to the briefcase Eb F I never thought, not in a million years Eb F Cm That I'd meet so many lovers Can I please have my money back? D Gm My virtual reality mask is stuck on "Parliament Brawl" Cm D Gm Emergency battery pack just in time for my weekly chat with God on videocall Cm D Breaking news they take the truth and make it and fluid Gm Cm The trainer's explanation was accepted by the steward D Montage of latest hated room Gm Eb F Soundtrack by a chorus of you don't know what you do Eb F I never thought, not in a million years Eb F Cm D Gm That I'd meet so many lovers A F D Gm And all of my most muscular regrets explode behind my eyes like American sports ( Eb F ) Eb F I never thought, not in a million years Eb F Cm D That I'd meet so many lovers