Tom: E E Dashing through the sand A With a bomb strapped to my back B I have a nasty plan B7 E For Christms in Iraq E I got through checkpoint A A But not through checkpoint B B B7 That's when I got shot in the ass E By the U.S military E Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Mine blew up you see A E F# B7 Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me E Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs Your soldiers shot me dead A E F# B The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head (E, A, B, B7, E) I used to be a man But everytime I cough Thanks to uncle Sam My nuts keep falling off (E, A, B, B7, E) My bombing days are done I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer As a convenience stall night clerk E Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs I think I got screwed A E Don't laugh at me because I'm dead F#/B E Or kill you~ É só ouvir a música sendo tocada umas duas vezes que já dá pra pegar fácil como tocar, divirtam-se ;)