You find yourself in the icy mountains
Your trip will never end
Struck and caught by soak wet moonbeams
Tongue tied around your nek
(chorus) Sitting stranded in a desert of ice
Just pale blue starlight from above
So in love with Mother Moon
Eating puss with rusty spoon
You scream for legs to run
Scream for arms to untie your tongue
(chorus)
The gods didn't hear this stranded man
Hooktrees ate his wooden pants
Medallions swimming through the mountains
Then they knot his half inch wand
(chorus)
Furious lodon carved in beard
Ate the man with the wooden tights
Olympian Negro looking weird
His pain was shining trough the mountains
