The Corn was funny I hoped you enjoyed it I like what we're doing But it's never outspoken So I don't know what to say And I don't know what to do And I'm still not sure if I should be honest with you It was cool when all left together last night half two in the morning I swear it was light You run off ahead we brought up the rear by the time arrived you had drank all our beer The skin was peeling off of my beery face And I used my best shampoo on my pubes just in case And then I had a quick tug so that it would last longer And I met you for lunch though we had something stronger You'd dyed your hair, ??? And I passed it again 'cos I can't take the pace The come down was gentle but then it felt nice I'm getting a haircut and I want your advice In a room full of people we were under the covers Our kisses were silent and our hands were our lovers And then we panicked when your mum arrived at the door The tampering was fun but I think I want more You said I'm okay but your just having fun And we're out with the girls and getting drunk in the sun I would have tried to talk you round but you know I'm not a believer You noticed my eyes were red But it was just my hay fever Okay then I'll agree to, just see you when I see you *repeat* Went out for the weekend it lasted forever Got high with my friends Its officially summer