Love me, Love me, David Duchovny Stick it in Gillian Oh, hear me, hear me, Fox TV 'Cause I am convinced we'd all be free And checkers in line would smile at me And gas station clerks would give me gas for free That goddamn bouncer wouldn't ask me for ten forms of I.D. And people would be kind And lovers wouldn't fight Maybe my bed wouldn't feel so lonely at night And god would seem fair And life would seem better Yeah, god would seem fair And life would seem better God would seem fair And life would seem better… If Mulder and Scully just slept together next week