Serve me my food with a plate that's on fire And we'll have a hot time tonight And if you feel low and life may seem dire Things will turn out all right Cover your mouth up with butterscotch sauce And we'll have a sweet time tonight And if you feel low and life may seem lost I promise you we'll never fight And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight Cause I'm feelin' nutty tonight I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed I'll kiss you till I lose my sight If you crawl in bed and there's a cactus inside Things could get prickly tonight We'll pull out the needles and then we'll shoot up And we'll get as high as a kite And if the straightjacket fits, then lock me up tight Cause I'm feelin' nutty tonight I got padded walls, a soft rubber bed I'll kiss you till I lose my sight