Tom: Am B7 E7 I thought I was good B7 E7 B7 E7 But then I found out B7 E7 B7 E7 That I was no good B7 E7 B7 E7 To scream and too shout B7 E7 E Cos’ unless I’m very careful E My tie gets in the sauce E It can be very embarrassing E (piano break) B7 E7 B7 E7 B7 E7 B7 E7 B7 E7 I thought I was good B7 E7 B7 E7 But then I found out B7 E7 B7 E7 That I was no good B7 E7 B7 E7 To scream and too shout B7 E7 B7 E7 When I was young B7 E7 B7 E7 I used to run B7 E7 B7 E7 Down the street B7 E7 B7 E7 Cos’ I was searching for sweets E I’m always seeing adverts E Where boys just talk in lines E And sayin’ how much they like Heinz beans E And eat them all the time D7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 D7 G7 Well that’s not very clever D7 G7 D7 G7 I’m not all that impressed D7 G7 D7 G7 Cos’ everybody like Heinz beans D7 G7 D7 G7 Cos’ Heinz beans are the best D7 G7 E