Annie oakley frank butler: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't. Yes, i can. no, you can't. Yes, i can. no, you can't. Yes, i can, Yes, i can! Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later, I'm greater than you. No, you're not. yes, i am. No, you're not. yes, i am. No, you're not!. yes, i am. Yes, i am! I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow. I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that? Yes. So can a rat! Any note you can reach I can go higher. I can sing anything Higher than you. No, you can't. (high) Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher) Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher) Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher) Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher) Yes, i can! (highest) Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything Cheaper than you. Fifty cents? Forty cents! thirty cents? Twenty cents! no, you can't! Yes, i can, Yes, i can! Anything you can say I can say softer. I can say anything Softer than you. No, you can't. (softly) Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer) Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer) Yes, i can. (softer) Yes, i can! (full volume) I can drink my liquor Faster than a flicker. I can drink it quicker And get even sicker! I can open any safe. Without bein' caught? Sure. That's what i thought-- You crook! Any note you can hold I can hold longer. I can hold any note Longer than you. No, you can't. Yes, i can no, you can't. Yes, i can no, you can't. Yes, i can Yes, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i no, you c-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n't-- Ca-a-a-a-n! (cough, cough!) Yes, you ca-a-a-an! Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you. In my coat? In your vest! in my shoes? In your hat! no, you can't! Yes, i can Yes, i can! Anything you say I can say faster. I can say anything Faster than you. No, you can't. (fast) Yes, i can. (faster) no, you can't. (faster) Yes, i can. (faster) noyoucan't. (faster) Yesican! (fastest) I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle. I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? no. Neither can i. Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter. I can sing anything Sweeter than you. No, you can't. (sweetly) Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter) Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter) Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) Yes, i can, can, can (sugary) Yes, i can! no, you can't!