She's the woman of the year Independent, a career There's not a thing That she could'nt do Oh, she's alert She's awere She's got legs Like astaire And a 157 I.Q She has several phd's Speaks fluent japanese And her shoes Will always match With her purse Watever street She's walkin' down Everybody tunrs around And says Hello nurse She likes Cheese and pepperoni Won a pulitzer And a tony She played the leading Role in king lear She never drinks She never smokes She never laughs At dirty jokes She was ambassador To china last year She's politically correct She'd never call collect She plays chopin And she doesn't rehearse And when she's walkin' by I give a litlle sigh And shout Hello nurse She gets her math Equations right She reads tolstoy Every night She won the nobel prize In physics, it's true She drives A shiny new corvette Sings opera at the met And volunteers Her time at the zoo Oh, she won A scholarship to yale Got a fullbright In the mail And took a two year Junior college degree She's manna sent From heaven Too bad I'm only seven 'Cause, hello nurse I wish you'd Take care of me If she's not everything That we said then A lightning strike Us dead Hello nurse