Tom: Am F Am G G [Verse] F I heard the sound of your bike Am G As your wheels hit the gravel F Then your engine in the driveway Am G Cutting off F And i pushed through the screen door Am G And i stood out on the porch F Thinking fight, fight, fight Am G At all costs F But instead i let you in Am G Just like i've always done F Am G And i sat you down and offered you a beer F And across the kitchen table Am G I fired several rounds F But you were still sitting there Am G When the smoke cleared [Bridge] F Am G Am And you came crawling back F Am To say that you wanna G Am Make good in the end F Am And oh, oh G F Let me count the ways G That i abhor you [Chorus] F Am G And you were never a good lay F Am G And you were never a good friend F Am G F But, oh, oh, what else can i say... G F Am G Am G I adore you [Verse] F All i need is my leather Am G One t-shirt and two socks F I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets Am G And you can use the engine block F And we'll ride out to california Am G With my arms around your chest F And i'll pretend that this is real Am G 'cuz this is what i like best F And you've been juggling two women Am G Like a stupid circus clown F Am G Telling us both we are the one F Am G And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy Am G But you're not gonna stop me from having fun [Bridge] F Am G So let's go before i change my mind F Am G I'll leave the luggage of all your lies behind F Am G Am G 'cuz i am bigger than everything that came before [Chorus] F Am G And you were never very kind F Am G And you let me way down every time F Am G F But oh, oh, oh what can i say... G F Am G I adore you [Outro] F I heard the sound of your bike Am G As your wheels hit the gravel F Then your engine in the driveway Am G Cutting off