(thanks starlie, natalie, jacob, jeanette, justin, jamie) Millennium theater Get out there and buy that water and gas Running on an orange alert Everybody put on your gas mask First leak it out about the president Then stand up and shout "impeachment" Pulling coat tails out from under that little v.p. Before he has a chance to get in the driver's seat Millennium spectacle Everybody put on a show Slip a little prince in the back door 21st century here we go Digital whiplash So many formats so little time While out in tv nation Under darkening skies The resistance is just waiting to be organized Millenium spectacle Chief justice is for sale Yucca mountain goddesses Their tears they form a trail Trouble in israel Patriarchy's realize The ice caps melt And new orleans bides her time New orleans bides her time Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to tonight's show The millennium theater Asked that you not smoke Please turn off your cell phones And forget what you think you know