Well, once when I was eight
everything was going great
until my father, he tried to kill me
By the time that I was nine
my daddy was doing time
and my mother had enlisted in the army
I wish my father had loved me more
By the time was that I was ten
my dad's life was going to end
'cause he was going on ninety
By the time I was eleven
my daddy was up in heaven
in the clouds, staring down at me
And I can't help but miss him even though he hit me everyday
And he tried to hang me with a belt once
And he took nude photographs of my body
And by the time that I was twelve, I had made my first million
And by the time that I was fourteen, I had found the cure to cancer
And by the time that I was fourteen, I was the president of the country
And by the time that I was fifteen, I was the champion of the world
So I'm glad my daddy didn't love me
And I'm glad that he tried to kill me
And I'm glad he took those pictures of me
I am glad my daddy didn't love me
Bem, uma vez quando eu tinha oito anos
Tudo estava indo muito bem
Até meu pai tentar me matar
Quando eu tinha nove anos
Meu papai estava servindo sentença
E minha mãe tinha se alistado no exército
Eu queria que meu pai tivesse me amado mais
Quando eu tinha dez anos
A vida do meu pai ia acabar
Porque ele estava completando noventa anos
Quando eu tinha onze anos
Meu papai estava no céu
Nas nuvens, me assistindo
E eu não posso me impedir de sentir saudades apesar de ele ter me batido todos os dias
E ele tentou me estrangular com um cinto uma vez
E ele tirou fotos nuas do meu corpo
E quando eu tinha doze anos, eu fiz meu primeiro milhão
E quando eu tinha quatorze anos, eu encontrei a cura pro câncer
E quando eu tinha quatorze anos, eu era presidente do país
E quando eu tinha quinze anos, eu era o campeão do mundo
Então eu estou contente que meu pai não me amou
E eu estou contente que ele tentou me matar
E eu estou contente que ele tirou aquelas fotos minhas
Estou contente que meu papai não me amou
