Tom: Db E|-----------------|-----------| B|-6-----------2---|-6---6---6-| G|-6---3---1---3---|-6---6---6-| D|-6---3---1---4---|-x---x---x-| A|-4---4---3---x---|-4---x---x-| E|-----4---2---0---|-----4---0-| Intro: C# A#m C# A#m C# La la la… La la la… G# F# La la la..La la la C# He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable Stretchable Foldable Man. A#m He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket, G# C# Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller, A#m C# Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller, G# F# Yes he can, course he can, C# He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable G# F# Stretchable Shrinkable Man. C# And he lives a passable life With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable Pullable Tugable Wife. A#m And they have two twistable kids Who bend up the way that they did. C# And they turn and they stretch Just as much as they can G# For this Bendable Foldable Do-what-you're-toldable F# Easily moldable Buy-what you're-soldable G# Washable Mendable Highly Dependable F# Buyable Saleable Always available Bounceable Shakeable Almost unbreakable C# Twistable Turnable Man. C# A#m C# A#m C# La la la… La la la… G# F# C# La la la..La la la G# F# Yes he can, course he can, C# He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable G# F# Stretchable Shrinkable Man. (Repeat till end) C#/B# |: C# A#m :| C#