Tom: A
A5
I'm not a man, not a man of tradition
D5
I just wanna get pissed here in my kitchen
G5 D5
I'm not a loser, no
A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)
A5
People look at me like I am a hooker
D5
But I just wanna be a venue booker
G5 D5
I'm not a loser, no
A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)
[Chorus]
G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
A5
They all want the hanky-panky
They all want the hanky-panky
G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
A5
They all want the hanky-panky
G5 D5 A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
G5 D5 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
G5 D5 A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
G5 D5 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
[Verse Two]
A5
I fell asleep down there in the gutter
D5
But it's no worries it' as smooth as butter
G5 D5
I'm not a loser, no
A5
I'm not a loser (she's not a loser)
A5
My roommates think that I am a cunt
D5
But I pay the rent on time every month
G5 D5
I'm not a loser, no
A5
I'm not a loser (She's not a loser)
E5 D5
I just had the best coffee
E5
I got no worries
E5
It's sunny outside and I'm gonna steal it?
E5
It's December, it's only getting hot now
E5
That's alright ~~no clue what she says here~~
[Chorus]
G5 D5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
A5
They all want the hanky-panky
They all want the hanky-panky
G5
All these badboys wanna spank me
D5
Guess it's just their way to thank me
A5
They all want the hanky-panky
G5 D5 A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
G5 D5 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
G5 D5 A5
I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
G5 D5 A5
I'm poor, I'm broke, but I'm just fine
