Tom: D
Bm D
Johnny Depp, you're deep
E G
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
Bm E
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Bm
Johnny Depp
Bm D
Johnny Depp, you're hip
E G
I'd like to bite your lower lip
Bm E
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Bm
Johnny bear
D E
You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
Bm D E (now you just let the strings sound)
But you broke up with her, and now it just says
"Wino"
Bm D
Johnny Depp, you're cruel
E G
You're the harbinger of drool
Bm E
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Bm
Johnny dirt
Bm D E G Bm E Bm
John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee
Bm D E
Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,
Bm D
I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would
E
Probably deserve...
Bm D
Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
E G
If you'd come to meet my mom
Bm E
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Bm
Johnny dear
Bm D E G Bm E Bm
John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee
