Thanks for treating me like dirt when i was Just like dirt and giving me no value when I had no self worth and in repayment For the lessons on the courses you never had to live You're welcome for my pride When i had nothing else to give I'll await your half-assed amends when the Only thing you could hope for is just a friend Hurray hurray i thank you to Condescend when the only thing i needed in life Was just a friend hurray hurray Oh its wonderful advice a grand idea Not to make the same mistake twice