Well I got into Waikiki And I spend my time up in the hotel room No sunburn for me No friends no family Yes I see the view Well I think I seen it somewhere before Curled up on the sand Curled up on the floor And the hula maiden says I'll give you everything for free You're as hungry as the tide That's drowning me Well I took my big free ride I went out to the big barbecue And I got smashed on the beach I was thinking about you This is my big aloha Brought to you from the volcano state Where they serve up your soul For $3.99 a plate And the hula maiden says I'll give you everything for free Oh sugar you're as hungry as the tide That's washing over me And the hula maiden said Oh darling I see it in your eyes Well did you do it over here beautiful Did you come here to die Well she said did you come here to buy Well this my big aloha Coming to you from the volcano state Where they lose track of your soul And never bring you your spaghetti plate