Tom: Em
D F# B
C A
D F# B
C A
[Verse 1]
D F# B
Life's about as wonderful as a record mart
C A
I don't like selling albums but I don't wanna go to work
D F# B C A
Life's about as wonderful as a record mart, I haven't got any money, that's why I'm selling albums
[Chorus]
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh
[Verse 2]
D F# B
Life's about as wonderful as a dole queue
C A
I don't like standing still with the tramps and layabouts
D F# B
Life's about as wonderful as a dole queue
C A
Well I got no choice, that's why I'm standing in a queue
[Chorus]
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh
[Verse 3]
D F# B
Life's about as wonderful as no electricity
C A
I don't like acoustics and Crosby Stills Nash and Young
F F# B
Life's about as wonderful as no electricity
C A
I make out it's poetry that's why I'm screaming at you
[Chorus]
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a cold
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as growing old
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful as a tramp lying dead in the road
G F# A
Life's about as wonderful
E F# G A
Ooh-ooh-ooh
[Outro]
D G A
Life's about as wonderful
D G A
As the tramps lying dead in the road
D G A D G A
Do you touch him, do you pass him, do you understand these lines
D G A
There's a doctor lying down in the road
D G A
There's another falling down in the road
D G A
There's the tramps lying dead in the road
D G A
Yeah life's about as wonderful as nothing
