Well, it's 'C' for Consciption And it's 'C' for Capitol Hill! Well, it's 'C' for Consciption And it's 'C' for Capitol Hill! And it's 'C' for the Congress That passed that goddamn bill! I'd rather be at home, Even sleeping in a holler log, I'd rather be here home, Even sleeping in a holler log. Than go to the army Be treated like a dirty dog!