Tom: Am Am [Verse] Am There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square Em Am A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar Dm There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star E7 Am And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar [Verse] Am There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all Em Am About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall Dm E7 Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all Am We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall Dm7 Am In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall E7 Am We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall [Verse] Am Em Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame Am Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame Dm We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game E7 Am Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same Dm7 Am We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same E7 Am Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same [Instrumental] Am Em Am Dm E7 Am [Verse] Am Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear? Em Am Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire? Dm Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair? E7 Am Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care Dm7 Am Does anybody care, does anybody care E7 Am Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care [Outro] Dm E7 Am And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square