Wide awake, my mistake
So predictable
You were fake, I was great
Nothing personal
I'm walking
Who's laughing now?
(Who's laughing, who's laughing now?)
I'm wasted, wasting time
You talk for hours
But you're wasting lines
A pretty face but the chase
Ain't worth the prize
I'm gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
'Cause there's nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two
I'm gonna break your little heart in two
Party queen, cause a scene
So ridiculous
Little dress, maybe less
So conspicuous
You're falling
Who's crashing now?
(Who's crashing, who's crashing now?)
I'm wasted, wasting time
I'm moving on
But you're left behind
A pretty face with the chace
Ain't worth the price
I'm gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
'Cause there's nothing surgery can do
I'm gonna break your little heart
Show you to the door
Sew yourself shut
Now you're begging for more
'Cause there's nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two
Don't be so sentimental, no
This is love is accidental, so
Give it up
This was never meant to be
More than a memory for you
I'm gonna break your little heart
Watch you take the fall
Laughing all the way to the hospital
'Cause there's nothing surgery can do
I'm gonna break your little heart
Show you to the door
Sew yourself shut
Now you're begging for more (don't be so sentimental)
'Cause there's nothing surgery can do
When I break your little heart in two
[Jack]
Holly did it fuck!
[Alex]
New York City, how you doing?
This is fucking unreal right now, holly shit!
Wow!
[Jack]
One year ago today I was sitting in my garage masturbating.
[Alex]
Cute out!
I was there.
I was filming!
[Jack]
He was videotaping it.
[Alex]
Are guys having a good night or what?!
[Jack]
Hey, girl! Come back here!
[Alex]
What are you, what are you gonna do with it?
[Jack]
Let me have your camera!
[Alex]
Yeah, he's gonna take a picture of the crowd for you.
And then maybe a picture of his balls.
[Jack]
I wanna take a picture of the crowd
[Alex]
You guys look fucking good, look at this!
[Jack]
It's broken!
[Alex]
She's like 'turn it on, you dick!'
It's not broken, you're just stupid.
So we're All Time Low, thank you for having us.
What happened to your shirt, ma'am?
[Zack]
Damn, that chick is hot, dude!
[Alex]
Oh, you're holding it!
You look great!
[Jack]
Can I have your shirt?
[Zack]
Can we meet up later?
[Alex]
She's not wearing her shirt either
Everyone's getting naked, this rules!
It's the best show ever!
[Jack]
Let's pretend we're filming a DVD every show so we get to see more boobs and dicks.
[Alex]
I agree!
She's like 'God Dammit, I just wanna get my tits on camera!'
[Jack]
All Time Low, girls got wild!
Guys got wild too, guys!
[Alex]
Look! There's another!
We're gonna play you some songs now, hopefully you continue to get naked.
We'll see what happens!
