Dear Maam and Sir…no To whom it may concern….no Oh, I know, Dear Mr. And Mrs. Troublemaker…. I wanna marry your son. It's been so long now that I've been in love with your son. He scares the other kids but it is towards him that I run. He's got a way with words and when they crush test me my hair curls. He's got a heavy metal style that drives me wild. He's undeniably the best thing in this town. I don't know what I'd do if he was not around. Dear Mr. & Mrs. Dear Mr. & Mrs. Dear Mr. & Mrs. Troublemaker