[Mock turtle] Just cry and it's a crisis You sigh and put the "si" back in "silence" My tortoise taught "don't pee in the sea" Give into your grief like me [Mock mock turtle] Don't bother with denial Bereavement is the key to survival That tortoise was my husband you see Live and breathe your grief like me [Alice] Mock me I'm living in shock here My cheeks thick with tears [Mock mock mock turtle] My heart is a dark polar block, dear No one comes near [Mock mock mock mock turtle] No loss could ever match mine They weep the weep but I lost my rabbi My tortoise taught us torah, you see Meet yourself in grief like me [Alice] Mock me I'm living in shock here Such pearls are my tears [Mock mock mock turtle] My heart is a mock loch ness monster [Alice & mock mock mock turtle] Just don't come near [Mock mock turtle] My life has lost all porpoise [Alice] I lost my hare [Mock mock turtle] I lost my hair [Mock turtle] I lost my tortoise So, so, I sing king lear-y-ily [Mock mock mock mock turtle] Kvell within your shell like me Just build a wall [Mock mock turtle] That's better [Mock mock mock turtle] Retract your head [Mock turtle] You won't get wetter [Mock mock mock mock turtle] Love is brief [Mock mock turtle] And time's a thief [Turtles] Climb into your shell of grief [Mock turtle, spoken] So sweet