Tom: Am
Am F
Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"
C Dm
Five days since you laughed at me, saying
Am F
"Get your act together, come back and see me"
C Dm
Three days since the living room
Am F
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
C Dm
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
Am F
But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
[Verse 1]
C Dm
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
Am F
As I make you stop, think, you'll think you're looking at Aquaman
C Dm
I summon fish to the dish,
Am
although I like the Chalet Swiss,
Em F
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
C Dm
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
Am F
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about value
C Dm
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
Am F
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
C G F
Gonna make a break and take a fake, I'd like a stinking aching shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
C G F
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know, the vertigo is gonna grow
'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
[Pre-Chorus]
Am G
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Em F
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Am G
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Em F
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
Am G
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
Em F
I have a history of taking off my shirt
[Chorus 2]
C Dm
It's been one week since you looked at me
Am F
Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy"
C Dm
Five days since you tackled me
Am F
Yeah still got the rug burns on both my knees
C Dm
It's been three days since the afternoon
Am F
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
C Dm
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
Am Em F
but I'm so sorry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
C Dm
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
Am F
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
C Dm
Watching X-Files with no lights on
Am F
We're dans la maison, I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
C Dm
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Am F
Like Sting, I'm tantric, like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
C Dm
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films,
Am F
'kay, I don't make films, but if I did they'd have a Samurai
C G F
Gonna get a set of better clubs gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
C G F
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
[Pre-Chorus]
Am G
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
Em F
Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
Am G
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Em F
Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will
Am G
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
Em F
I have a history of taking off my shirt
[Chorus 3]
C N.C.
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to the sides and said, "I'm sorry"
C Dm
Five days since I laughed at you and said
Am F
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
C Dm
Three days since the living room
Am F
We realized we're both to blame but what could we do?
C Dm
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
Am F
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
[Outro]
C C
still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
Am
