Alex Lifeson

Victor

Alex Lifeson


Victor was a little baby
Into this world he came: 
His father took him 
On his knee and said
"Don't dishonour the family name."

Victor looked up at his father
Looked up with big round eyes
His father said
"Victor, my only son
Don't you ever tell lies." 

It was a frosty December
It wasn't the time for fruits
His father fell dead 
Of heart disease 
While lacing up his boots. 

It was a frosty December 
When into his grave he sank 
His uncle found Victor 
A post at the 
Midland Counties Bank

It was a frosty december
Victor was only eighteen
But his figures were neat 
And his margins straight 
And his cuffs were always clean

He took a room at the Peveril
A respectable boarding-house
And Time watched Victor 
Day after day 
As a cat will watch a mouse. 

Victor went up to his bedroom
Set the alarm bell
Climbed into his bed
Took his Bible and read 
Of what happened to Jezebel. 

It was the First of April
Anna to the Peveril came
Her eyes, her lips,her breasts
Her hips and her smile 
Set men aflame. 

It was the Second of April
She was wearing a coat of fur
Victor met her upon the stairs
And fell in love with her. 

The first time 
He made his proposal
She laughed, said
"I'll never wed":
The second time 
There was a pause
Then she smiled 
And shook her head.

Anna looked into the mirror
Pouted and gave a frown
Said 
"Victor's as dull 
As a wet afternoon 
But I've got to settle down." 

The third time 
He made his proposal
As they walked by the Reservoir
She gave him a kiss 
Like a blow on the head
Said 
"You are my heart's desire." 

They were married early in August
She said
"Kiss me, you funny boy"
Victor took her in his arms
And said
"Oh, my Helen of Troy." 

The clerks were talking of Anna
The door was just ajar
One said
"Poor old Victor
But where ignorance is bliss
etcetera."

Victor looked up at the sunset 
As he stood there all alone
Cried: 
"Are you in heaven, Father?"
But the sky said 
"Address not known."

Victor looked up at the mountains
The mountains all covered with snow
Cried:
"Are you pleased with me, Father?" 
And the answer came back
No. 

Victor came to the forest, cried
"Father
Will she ever be true?" 
And the oaks and the beeches
Shook their heads 
And they answered
"Not to you."

Victor came to the meadow
Where the wind went sweeping by 
Cried:"O Father I love her so"
but the wind said 
"She must die." 

Victor came to the river
Running so deep and so still
Crying
"O Father, what shall I do?"
And the river answered
"Kill." 

Anna was sitting at table
Drawing cards from a pack
Anna was sitting at table
Waiting for her husband 
To come back. 
Victor stood in the doorway
He didn't utter a word; 
She said
"What's the matter darling?"
He behaved 
As if he hadn't heard. 

There was a voice 
In his left ear
There was a voice 
In his right
There was a voice 
At the base of his skull saying
"She must die tonight." 

Victor picked up a carving-knife
His features were set and drawn.
Said
"Anna, it would have been
Better for you 
If you had not been born." 

Anna jumped up from the table
Anna started to scream
But Victor came 
Slowly after her 
Like a horror in a dream

She dodged behind the sofa
She tore down the curtain rod
But Victor came slowly after her
Said 
"Prepare to meet Thy God." 

He stood there above the body
He stood there holding the knife
And the blood rand down 
The stairs and sang
"I am the Resurrection 
And the Life." 

They tapped Victor 
On the shoulder
They took him away in a van
He sat quiet 
As a lump of moss saying
"I am the Son of Man." 

Victor sat in a corner 
Making a woman of clay. 
Saying
"I am the Alpha and Omega
I shall come to judge 
The earth one day."