Tom: Bm
D
If I was an Ivy League
D Em
Kind of girl
D
Do you think that they would give me more
D F#m
Shifts at work?
D
Spent all my day
D Em
Walking 'round the local lake
D
Never thought I would have this
D
9 to 5 heartache
[Chorus]
Bm
I went to B-grade university
F# G D Em
And got myself an arts degree oh
[Verse 2]
D
If I was an Ivy League
D Em
Kind of girl
D
Do you think that I'd be different
D F#m
Would it change my world?
D
Spend all my day
D Em
Getting on the honour roll
D
Then I'd go and get married
D F#m
So I don't live on the Dole
[Chorus]
Bm
I went to B-grade university
F# G D Em
And got myself an arts degree oh
[Bridge]
G
I'll be a straight-A student
D
And pass with flying colours
Bm D
Get invited to do honours
G
I'll be a workplace dreamboat
D
Job interviews - I know it all
Bm A
I'll be so damn employable
[Chorus]
Bm
I went to B-grade university
F# G D
And got myself an arts degree oh
