Great-uncle died, but I hardly knew him That's an overstatement, didn't know him at all I got no tears, truth told, I'm hardly sorry Should I miss a stranger? It doesn't matter at all Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh We drove to Richmond to see your sister's wedding Spoke about the sermon being misogynistic You had no tears, truth told, you're hardly happy It's tough to care for strangers, we found her for your family I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy I wanna be your favorite toy I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy Oh, I wanna be your toy Make me laugh till my belly hurts Who the hell was I before you? In so many words Been better since I've known you When I get a little short fuse You know just how to calm me Moreso than anybody So grateful that you love me I wanna be your baby girl I wanna be your universe I wanna be your baby girl I wanna be your world Don't you go changin' on me It's all just a wave when beneath Don't you go changin' on me You're the only thing I see, I see I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy I wanna be your favorite toy I wanna be, uh, your favorite boy Oh, I wanna be your toy