excess is key yes, excess for me i'm livin' large and livin' hard, won't hear complaints from me when life gets me down, you won't see me frown 'cuz i know the place i need to be at the boone saloon where we're getting lit and talkin' shit and actin' like a fool at the boone saloon see you there on monday, we'll be drunk by noon restin' all our beers on bucky's big wood i make a crude joke, 'cuz you knew that i would it's 20 feet long, and 3 feet wide and for her pleasure, natural edge on the side chorus the scandals' in town, they rock that Black Cat down jenna's chuggin' beer, varipapa's on the ground the moral to the story, we really don't have one so let's all get fucked up and have some fun, fun, fun!