if you don't expect too much from me, then i won't let you down sometimes it's hard to breathe 'cuz i'm too busy actin' like a clown people don't seem to like me, they think i'm rude, they say i'm crude can't even be my best friend, 'cuz i hate myself, and i hate you too 'cuz i'm the king - original loser, i'm not a wannabe born to lose, mouth of a sailor, there's not much more to me i'm a failure 'cuz when i make love, my hand falls asleep i said my own body don't wanna be next to me 'cuz charlie manson and the son of sam i say they're my two main idols, now, i wanna be just like them.