Tom: D D This is a song about me [Verse 1] D The locals don't like me A The show kids don't care Em The art crowd thinks I'm cocky D & I'm losing my hair [Verse 2] D My love life's obsolete A My trust issues are back Em I can't commit to commitment D Yeah my heart is turning black [Verse 3] D I can't keep steady jobs A Money doesn't satisfy Em Satisfaction lies within your soul D I found peace inside mine [Verse 4] D My dad is sick of trying A My mom is over me Em But I'm still their pride & joy D & I know that they love me [Verse 5] D My friends are nonexistent A Well maybe I have a few Em Marilyn, Donny, Kyn D Man I hope that they are true [Verse 6] D I'm sick of people telling me A How to write my songs Em It's too short it repeats itself D You're doing it all wrong [Verse 7] D & this is just song A A song about my life Em Some say that it's tragic D Others think it's kinda nice [Verse 8] D & this is just song A A song about me Em Some say that it's shitty D A D But I think it's kinda neat