Tom: E (intro) riff B E (verse I) E B I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor E Right beside someone I'd never seen before She said my name is juliet A romeo you ain't B E That's another good reason not to drink (refrão) E B That's another good reason not to drink E When I'm sober I'm almost A saint If I keep goin' on like this A I'll end up like ole Hank B E That's another good reason not to drink E (verse II) I can't go see my best friend B He said stay away E Just because of what I said on his wedding day You oughta call her sherman A 'cause she look's just like a tank B E that's another good reason not to drink (refrão) E B That's another good reason not to drink E When I'm sober I'm almost A saint If I keep gonin' on like this A I'll end up like ole Hank B E That's another good reason not to drink (solo) (verse III) (bridge) F C Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman Last night as I left the bar F He stepped right on my hand He said are you drunk or blind Bb I said let me think F And that's another good reason not to drink (refrão) F C That's another good reason not to drink F When I'm sober I'm almost a saint If I keep goin' on like this Bb I'll end up like ole Hank F C That's another good reason not to drink Baby let me in I'm freezin' F C And another good reason not to drink (violin solo) (refrão) (fade out)