[Aladdin] Gotta keep One jump ahead of the breadline One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford And that's everything One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke [Guards] Riffraff Street rat Scoundrel Take that! [Aladdin] Just a little snack, guys [Guards] Rip him open, take it back, guys [Aladdin] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts I could use a friend or two [All] True [Ladies] Oh, it's sad, Aladdin's hit the bottom He's become a one man rise in crime I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em [Aladdin] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom Next time gonna use a nom de plume One jump ahead of the hitmen One hit ahead of the flock I think I'll take a stroll around the block [Traders] Stop, thief Vandal Outrage Scandal [Aladdin] Let's not be too hasty [Woman] Still I think he's rather tasty [Aladdin] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Otherwise we'd get along [All] Wrong [Aladdin] One jump ahead of the hoofbeats [Guards] Vandal [Aladdin] One hop ahead of the hump [Guards] Street rat [Aladdin] One trick ahead of disaster [Guards] Scoundrel [Aladdin] They're quick, but I'm much faster [Guards] Take that [Aladdin] Here goes, better throw my hand in Wish me happy landin' all I gotta do is jump [Guards] Don't let him get away [Aladdin] Sometimes it's just way too easy