In 1985, me and Michelle - we used to sit on the steps 
Next 
To 
The bigger kids playground 
They played football, 
British Bulldog 
We held hands until the bell went 
But that's as far as I remember 
Till 
One September 
Maybe 7, 8 
I arrived a little late 
To my first day at my new school 
I thought I was really cool! 
But how happily children hate 
Soon I didn't feel so great 
Didn't take 2 seconds, of the lesson, to berate 
My magic jumper 
It said magic on it 
Might as well have said tragic on it 
I declared my love for little Debbie 
And the children laughed en masse 
Teacher had to calm the class 
Later find me on the grass 
Underneath some giant kid called Jonathan's ass 
Sunday grief and mass 
Wishing for washing machines 
Scenes were many 
I was very - shall I say passionate? 
That might be pushing it 
Honestly - more of a show off - 
Desperately wanting to go off with Ellie - 
Have many adventures, like in them books 
I offered to lend her 
Anne Of Green Gables gave me the wrong idea - 
Girls just weren't like that 
And I couldn't find her 
Louisa Alcott got me building castles in the clouds 
And I'd have tussles with the crowds 
Because my shirts were loud 
Because my hair as long 
Because I bleached it blonde 

LOVE 
All I ever really wanted was to have somebody say 
That I was all they ever wanted in this world and that was 
LOVE 
I wore my heart upon my sleeve 
In such a way you wouldn't believe 
Beneath those velvet skies at night 
I might be trite 
I might be 
LOVE 

Despite the spite I didn't pander 
To them twats in Lower Bangor 
Still looked like some Western Manga 
Joined the drama club - 
Miranda I met there and most couldn't stand her 
She had long hair, eyes like a Panda 
Miranda rhymed best with "veranda" 
But we never found one to stand her 
Up on top of 
And I rang her 
Every night for, like, 3 months 
And people took the piss 
BUT! 
We were in love - the most love! 
Walked around Anglesey mountains hand in hand 
Miranda, me, and man - 
Rwanda was as real to us a as Santa Claus 
Because we was just kids in love 
14 and a little bit - 
Miranda's stand a little bit above me 
It to I had to hand her - 
After six months, I couldn't stand her 
Anymore 
And I was bored 
So Miranda I ignored 
I stayed in bed and there I planned to 
Do away with my Miranda 
No more rhyming with veranda 
I'm an island - here's my sand 
I can't keep track of all the grains - 
And if it rains, I can't swear that I'll stay the same, Miranda 
But it's still the same, Miranda 
I might have got a little blander 
A little closer now to flanders 
But in the grander scheme of things, Miranda 
There aren't queens and kings 
There's only matter, Miranda 
And it doesn't really matter… 

LOVE 
All I ever really thought I wanted 
Apart from when I got it 
Then I'd plunder stuff 
And wonder if I really was in love 
You're not supposed to fake it - 
You're supposed to make it 
Hit the post and break it 
When it's time to take it, naked, 
Baby I know love! 
It's in the movies, songs and books 
But if we move these songs and look 
There's nothing in the way 
And you can find something to say but… 
All I ever really wanted was to have somebody say 
That I was all they ever wanted 
In this word 
And that 
Was 
Love