Tom: Dm F I was a sexy little viper rune in the corner of King Tut tomb Bb C/G when the hate train started F going choo choo F I was a rat on a burning ship When we sunk, our fire got put out. Dm/A Bb It was just like the great plague, C/G It's like the birth of underwear. [Chorus] C/G B Bb C/G Hey dude I hate everything you do F Dm/A But I’m trying really hard to not hate you Bb C/G F Hating you won’t make you suck any less [Interlude] F Bb C/G F [Verse 2] F I was a wheel in a war machine Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant Bb C/G Somebody’s gotta do it F I know my place F I was a baby killing Cadillac Now I’m a drug induced heart attack Dm/A Bb Somebody’s gotta do it C/G I know my place [Chorus] C/G B Bb C/G Hey dude I hate everything you do F Dm/A But I’m trying really hard to not hate you Bb C/G F Hating you won’t make you suck any less [Interlude] F Bb C/G F Dm/A C/G B Bb G [Bridge] G Have you ever wanted to be Bb Have you ever wanted wanted to see F Dbdim Someone better, in the mirror G Have you ever wanted to go Bb Have you ever wanted to know F A Somewhere greener, me fucking neither! Dm/A C/G Bb F E F I bet you got something beautiful in mind [Verse 3] F They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue Give me a kokopelli face tattoo Dm/A Bb And I’ll tell you a secret F Kreuz is German for Williams F In the blood cult of the mislead youth C/G F I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues Dm/A Let me tell you some weird shit Bb C/G There's gonna be a big old civil war inside my house tonight [Chorus] Bb C/G Hey dude I hate everything you do F Dm/A But I’m trying really hard to not hate you Bb C/G F Hating you won’t make you suck any less