Sketch: The building's coming down, There's nothing we can do. Maxxie: If i'm to die, I'd rather it be with you Than anyone else in the world. Sketch: Darling, oh, darling, how long I've waited to hear those words. Maxxie: Once i was a lonely banker All i cared for Were margins and accounts Sketch in michelle's voice: I'd pass you On the phone each morning I knew one day that Love would sprout Maxxie & michelle: Then came the day Osama blew us away Choir: (osama blew them away) Maxxie & michelle: And now i know how i feel. Choir: Then came the day Osama blew us away Osama blew them away Then came the day Osama blew us away Osama blew them away Then came the day... Mr. gelpart: No, no, no, no, no, no! No. Michelle: I'd bring you coffee and a bagel But you never had the time for me I dreamed that one day you'd say, "hey, girl" "that bagel's mighty fine, it's plain to see" Then came the day Osama blew us away Choir: (osama blew them away) Michelle: And now you know how i feel Choir: Then came the day Osama blew us away Osama blew them away... Maxxie: Shit… Michelle: Just time to say the things i must Before my hopes all turn to dust Now nothing seems to matter And every word is true When i say i'm blown away With you Sketch: Then came the day You blew me away Choir: Osama blew them away What can i say? Sketch: You blew me away And now i'm falling... Choir: Now i'm falling Sketch: We're falling... In love. Chris: If rome won't go to mohammed, then Mohammed will clap until it does. Abigail: Hi, tony. Tony: That's someone's seat. Abigail: Yes, honey, it's for your queen bee. Zzzzzz! Chris: Works every time. Maxxie: We-e-e-e-e-e're... The last of the super powers George dubya is our leader We've still got both twin towers Never heard of al-qaeda It's september the 11th Just another day In a tower in downtown heaven New york city Us of a All: Today will be better Today will be the one Today is no red letter It's out there to be won Maxxie: Today my sun is shining Choir: (shining) Maxxie: Today is somewhere new Today's a silver lining Today will see me through Choir: Today will be better Today will be the one Today is no red letter It's out there to be won Sketch: Today you'll know i love you Today you'll see it's true Today's a day for saying "i love you" Choir: "what a swell day to live in america!" "gee, it sure is, buddy!" "how much do you make today?" "one million bucks!" "did you see the wall street journal?" "stocks are rising!" "have a nice day! have a nice day!" Today will be better Today will be the one... Maxxie: Michelle? is chelle ok? Sketch: I just gave her some mild Stuff to make her vomit. The look of her waist, I'm sure she's thrown up worse. Maxxie: Who the fuck are you? Sketch: Do you believe in magic, maxxie? When we kiss... When we kiss... Maxxie: I'm gay! Do you understand that?! Sketch: Look at me! i'm as close To a boy as you can get! You could love me. We could love each other. Maxxie: You're fucking crazy! Boy: Excuse me. excuse me. I'm boogie-woogie bagel boy Let's get stuffed Choir: He's the boogie-woogie bagel boy Watch him move... Sketch: You see? just like a boy. Can you feel how hard My heart is beating? That's because by the end Of this play, you'll have kissed me. And when you kiss me, everything Will change. maxxie, i love you. That's our cue. Maxxie: Once i was a lonely banker All i cared for Were margins and accounts I dreamed Of dow jones and the ftse I didn't see my credit running out Sketch: I passed you On the phone each morning I always gave a cheery smile But you You never even saw me You were Far too busy all the while Maxxie & sketch: Then came the day Osama blew us away Choir: Osama blew them away Maxxie & sketch: And now you know how i feel Choir: Then came the day Osama blew us away Osama blew them away Then came the day Osama blew us away Osama blew them away Then came the day Osama blew us away Maxxie: Nothing. I felt... nothing. You disgust me. Sketch: No! That's not how it goes! It's not! it's not! Maxxie: You think you can fuck my life Up and i'll start fancying you? Look at yourself. Stay out of my life. Chris: Now that's an ending!