I'm going cruising in my Woody Lighting up my barbecue Turning on the air conditioner Nice to see you CO2 Waxing up my brand new surfboard Made from pure Brazilian trees Once I lived 10 miles inland Now my front yard is the sea It's gonna be an endless summer Let's all hop in the Hummer It's such a bummer that the water is so warm It's an endless season And it stands to reason That we can't all make it through the next big storm There's no more fish left in the ocean The polar bears have jumped the shark No more oil in the desert We're left sitting in the dark Now it's summer the whole year long No one ever sees the snow Getting hotter every day now What we'll do God only knows